by Minted26 February 2, 2020
Get the Minty mug.A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
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by Loyisbetterthanmatty March 17, 2020
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by DeafinatelyDef March 27, 2020
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by ELVISSUCKSBALLS May 6, 2020
Get the Matty mug.A very sweet and curious girl who is usually shy, but very easy to make friends with at first glance. Minty is very caring and talkative once you get to know her.
Whenever you're down, she'll try her best to cheer you up and won't leave you until you are. She may be a sweetheart, but be aware, she is smart and very good at video games. She will beat you at pretty much anything you challenge her with.
Whenever you're down, she'll try her best to cheer you up and won't leave you until you are. She may be a sweetheart, but be aware, she is smart and very good at video games. She will beat you at pretty much anything you challenge her with.
{Friend #1} Hey bro, wanna play with a super laid-back and caring girl I met?
{Friend #2} Sure man, aren't you talking about Minty?
{Friend #1} Well duh, people like these are rare to find nowadays!
{Friend #2} Sure man, aren't you talking about Minty?
{Friend #1} Well duh, people like these are rare to find nowadays!
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