Minecraft

The best game there is.

Ever heard of Minecraft?

by Real_Oz1 February 3, 2022

Minecraft break up

In the popular game Minecraft sometimes a personal beef will occur or a virtual relationship between two loser virgins or discord users will end occurring in Minecraft theft and arson

The hello kitty girl from vrchat burned down my Minecraft house because I told her we should just be friends that’s how my Minecraft break up was on my Xbox 360 when I was 11

by Thatsabruhmoment May 24, 2023

Minecraft

A very good game about a guy named Steve who decided to build a house out of the dirt he just beat up from the ground. Later on, Steve decides to throw an eye of an Enderman and he finds a cool portal underground.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.

Fortnite nerds: Minecraft is dead
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*

by dacooldictionaryguy March 1, 2021

Minecraft Lover

Minecraft Lover, It's a sentence that's basically used to tell someone they are obsessed with Minecraft, and Minecraft is a video game. I hope that helped you.

1: My Brother is such a Minecraft Lover

2: Look at that nerdy Minecraft Lover

3: Dude can you stop being a Minecraft Lover

4: My Friend is such a Minecraft Lover

by John_The_Dog41 February 22, 2023

Minecraft

The best game ever

Minecraft is worth the money

by ophpohobh September 29, 2021

minecraft steez

when you rizz up a hoe by playing minecraft with her until 5 am

pickle man used the advanced rizz technique "minecraft steez" on Hannah. she didnt stand a chance

by mynameisnotjeff420 April 5, 2024

Minecraft

A warship that deals with Naval mines that is usually in groups.

Grandson: Grandpa i want Minecraft for christmas. Grandpa: I'm sorry young one, I can't afford a Minecraft .

Grandson: Fuck you grandpa i hope you die and bun in Hell, I'm gonna run away to Mojang and ask them for a free copy of Minecraft and i bet on Your life that they'll give it to me for free .

by Hscheema 2 July 25, 2022