by UpsideUnicorn November 26, 2023
A very large woman, who considers her self a BBW however looks and smells just like a creature from the swamp. A woman who doesn't keep up with person hygiene, and could definitely shave, and washer her cooch and what she considers her fupa. 10/10 chance she was in a high school drama club, so she thinks she can sing (lord help us). 10/10 chance she will have a vest friend Dakota/Cody/Koda. Probably hangs out at local bar where she hopes to take the lives of young drunk transgender men and anorexic blondes named probably named Ashley/ diamond/ Andrea. Will spike your drink. Cannot fight her own battles so she likes to involve her friends or her father. Will tell you she's suicidal if you threaten to leave her. Best way to avoid this woman is to run far, far away.
She told me her name was Jess but she looks more like a BIG JESS.
Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.
BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.
Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.
BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.
by Oops 🤭 July 29, 2020
Look, it's Jess Branicki
by Swishbishfish1234567890 May 04, 2022
Jess Saunders is a mixture between two sexy people, Jess and Jack. (Jess is sexiest). They like to have sex with Agnes Bailey and Srijeet Jagarlumudi
by Nadinesmum November 18, 2020
she was doing a jess last night
by 6okay yeydhaikaowcj August 25, 2021
When each person in you household gets covid but one week apart so you have to stay lockdown for a month until everyone has recovered.
by Fishy94ish May 23, 2022
A thicc boi that likes to look at pictures of naked llamas. He is also commonly known as Bat Boy. No not like batman.
by KingBowenIII's assistant April 07, 2018