Pants purse

A scrotum, ballsack, testicle holder

A better term for a teste sac

Humorous scrotum

Man bag

"I caught my pants purse in my zipper again"

"Why us my pants purse so twisted"

"Punch me in my pants purse again and ill punch your donut hole"

by Alifeinchapters July 31, 2020

pants down

The words of a horny Asuka.
From the LAS fanfiction "Scar Tissue"

"Pants down, Shinji."

by Anonymous2023617 September 12, 2023

Pant Diarrhea

when a hot girl farts on your anus without asking

Pant Diarrhea Make Me Dumb!

by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021

Pants Smile

When you get happy and you show it in your pants, not your face.

Collin hugged Madi and got a pants smile.

by Iamtroy_lee October 4, 2015

Shadow pants

When your belly casts a shadow over your genitals, obscuring them from view.

Who needs a thong when you have shadow pants?

by Dr. Jon September 15, 2016

The Pants Dance

The Pants Dance is the dance you make while fitting in pants. How to do it is simple. You just grab your hips and make it move, move as slow so it can smooth. Keep your feet as still as you can, while avoiding the task to stand. This might take time to complete, but doing it wrong is for defeat. Circle your hips until your done, as you can see the dance was fun. Thank you.

The Pants Dance can dance your pants while you dance the pants if the pants can dance while dancing in pants while you dance the pants while the pants will dance in the dancing made by you dancing The Pants Dance.

by bonelesspizza December 30, 2016

pants cough

A muffled fart

In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.

by Xeroman January 31, 2016