moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!

last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that

moosehorn blind hammer by poldfghhh February 10, 2010

Pump The Hammer 

When you're good at jacking off.

Austin is about 6 inches and he knows how to pump the hammer!

Pump The Hammer by Austannibal January 27, 2012

Guatemalan War Hammer

When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.

"Did you see Stacy's black eye?"
"Yeah, Brian gave her a Guatemalan War Hammer."

Guatemalan War Hammer by Lean Beef December 10, 2015

Homes Under Nuff Hammer 

Homes Under Nuff Hammer

UK property based day time programme. Presenters look at homes, then watch homes being auctioned, then return to look again after the home has been painted beige. Repeat ad nauseam.

Presented by Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts. Occasionally and disappointingly, also Dion Dublin.

Often abbreviated to ‘HUNH’.

“Man, I’m hungover. I need Homes Under Nuff Hammer.”
“Already started, but it’s a Dublin episode”
“Bugger”

Homes Under Nuff Hammer by Foxes71 January 12, 2018

smashing the hammer

Of or relating to the act of studying. The continuation of chipping away at a difficult problem.

“You smashing the hammer tonight?”

“Yeah dude, I’ll be in the library.”

smashing the hammer by SylusPratt September 25, 2019

new york hammer 

Referring to a male who has enlarged penis

Have you seen the new guys package ? Yes I have and that boys got the New York Hammer!

new york hammer by C.Stuart. November 24, 2019

Thor's Hammer 

An extremely painful shit, when it feels like a large cube is cutting through with great effort, then it gives and flies out with the handle easily being released.

I was on the toilet the other day after eating a lot of cheese and red meat, without water and eventually passed Thor's Hammer.

Thor's Hammer by johnyaya October 30, 2020