groupworm

A person who does no work on group assessments. Bonus points if they complain about what you did later.

I stayed up finishing the science presentation because we were screwed over by a groupworm.

by Galvanizing April 5, 2020

Focus-Groupie

A person who makes their living by participating in as many focus groups as possible.

Jennifer is a Focus-Groupie - all she does is participate in focus groups for a living.

by thejdog2007 May 20, 2009

groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

by gooser94 January 11, 2014

Granny groper

Someone who is extremely attracted to and has sexual desires for women over 65 years of age.

"I think Randy is a granny groper, he keeps mentioning your aunt Martha."

by Soggysquid8 May 25, 2016

Aroup Goupta

the act of dive bombing off a diving board and absolutely leaf blowing the water while grabbing the next person’s genitals. This action can only been done mid can opener or swan dive, if not, you are gay. Once you have completed the mission, you must proceed to bang a clock on its hour hand until it strikes five on the minute hand.

Yusaff: “ Yo, where was Dillon today?”
Jacoby: “ He said he was too tired to come, apparently he absolutely Aroup Gouptaed Jasmine at church.”

by plent January 21, 2020

dope and grope

The act of indiscriminately drugging a person with the intention of having forceful intercourse while the person is intoxicated. Also known as date rape.

"Brett Kavanaugh, do you deny being party to a dope and grope of Dr. Ford?" - Senator Feinstein

by 11AngryMecicans October 3, 2018

groupie love

When rap artists or other types of artists get with their fans. or vice-versa.

"Nate Dogg in the house tonight looking for some groupie love" -213

by bojzzle September 10, 2004