flashfiredog

I was told that because of this man there is a gargoyle missing on a French cathedral.

A flashfiredog is an infamous male.

by CerebrumFracture July 27, 2022

Pan Flash

Letting rip a properly brewed grunt into the bowl (pan) of a toilet, then setting it alight, causing the grunt to ignite.

This is a dangerous sport, since one has to be virtually seated on the toilet when being lit, to stop a) the gasses from escaping due to diffusion, and b) the movement of getting off the bog blowing the gasses away.

This mostly results in gooch hair removal.

Shit! that pan flash nearly took my fucking gooch hair off!

by Steddaz October 20, 2006

fogey flash

To drive with the blinker still flashing after changing lanes or making a turn.

Also: fogey flasher, fogey flashing

He: Is that guy going to turn?
She: No. He's been fogey flashing for six blocks.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 22, 2009

Testosterone Flashflood

What happens when two or more males suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.

Adam: Hey, did you hear about what happened yesterday in the workshop? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match and almost started a fight!

Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. It was a total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!

by Jamie Rook January 21, 2012

Flash monkey

A bitch who has one parent.

Joe was a flash monkey

by Inserta Dick November 14, 2003

flashing

when someone over reacts to a situation and starts acting crazy or aggressive.

Man...I told john I fucked his girlfriend and he started flashing on me.

by lalalalahh May 3, 2007

flash-jerk

d1. Someone who steals away to jerk off really quickly
d2. Someone who becomes sexually aroused by exposing his/herself
d3. A person with lots of money and power but few sexual outlets. Can be recognized by the look of lust and hate in his/her eyes.

That partner at "big money law firm X" is SUCH a flash-jerk, he tried to get a whole bunch of articling students to fuck for him but they refused.

by Dorothy VanWellingham May 24, 2006