Crotch Snot 

The white sticky fluid produced during male ejaculation that consists of prostate fluid, seminal fluid, and sperm.

After seeing the cheerleaders practicing, Adam went home and blew a load of crotch snot over his head.

Crotch Snot by Alexander Lord January 17, 2022

crotch dog 

ummmm

i will have nightmares about crotch dog

crotch dog by AAHHH SCARY DING February 4, 2022

Crotch rocket

A queen so hard it shoots you in the air.

My queen was so hard it felt like a crotch rocket.

Crotch rocket by Crotch rocket May 20, 2022

Crotch lace 

Underwear that is so old and holey. It has formed a natural lace.

Crotch lace. It starts out as normal underwear and rota into lace.

Crotch lace by Dr.KenBarlow June 6, 2022

Crotch hugs 

When you sneeze and your crotch bulges outward ever so slightly.

I was having sex with my girl and when she sneezed, she gave me the best best Crotch hugs ever!

Crotch hugs by FUPAB July 4, 2022

Crotch Hex 

noun

see also: booty-boss, sex-sway, ladydick-domination, labia-leadership, clit-control

Definition: A term used to describe the seemingly magical and inexplicable control a woman gains over a man after engaging in coitus.

"Charlie can't come out tonight, Lucy is using her crotch hex to keep him home"

Crotch Hex by Je77a July 25, 2022

Crotch Rocket

A woman who continuously spits out children from her vagina.

That woman sure is a crotch rocket with all those kids. Those government checks be banging!

Crotch Rocket by croctchrocket!! August 5, 2022