Camel content

Female influencers posting videos and pictures of their coochies on social media platforms in tight workout clothing, often times exposing their camel toes for a monetary profit

Damn bro Sara is pulling in 12k per month all off of her camel content

by Zeke1990 July 7, 2023

the drunk continuum

often referred to as "still drunk", the drunk continuum is when someone's night drunk carries over to the next morning and next day

I thought I saw Tom for the first time sober today on campus, but turns out the drunk continuum took its toll again. He was still drunk from the night before...

or

Damn, the drunk continuum was in full force this morning. I could barely function.

by Schanedawg September 20, 2013

ELECTRONIC THEATER CONTROL

A amazing lighting company that makes the best theatrical lighting available.

Those lights are so much worse than my Electronic Theater Control lights.

by Doc4science May 17, 2018

breaking the space time continuum

You’ve already done it by pressing this definition

YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK...BREAKING THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM

by No cojeo sixndidndx October 30, 2020

punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.

Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.

by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020

Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button

When you open a post on twitter that's labeled as "Sensitive Content", It can be considered any image or video before being opened, based on a random technological event in the twitter servers. It has an ever-changing RNG chance of being any image or video, from Smash Bros. gameplay to pornography to high quality angry birds.

I took my chances with the Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button and I got a video of a dude being sliced.

by Combo_42 November 19, 2021

Dick Measuring Contest

When people obsessively compare themselves to each other to see who is 'the best' or 'the biggest'. It may or may not involve actual penises, but it can. Usually the things being compared are worthless and meaningless things like income, car size, house size, job performance, sports stats, partner attractiveness, and yes, of course, penis sizes.

They're all bragging about how big their cars are versus the other guy's car, they're just engaging in a useless dick measuring contest.

by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023