Everyone has seen at least one - they have the 'fur' trimmed hoods to their coats and have the appaling makeup (bright blue rings round their eyes and big black mascara clumps). The male one's look just as bad, with the same coats and they gel their hair into spikes and try and look "well 'ard" as I believe the term is.
They drive around with their stereo so loud you can't hear anything else (including jet englines) over the top, and their car seat so far back they can't see over the dash or even the steering wheel. They drive the crapest, cheapest cars going (usually with two strips down the middle and under lights and spoilers and cat - killer exhausts) it is amazing the cars don't break down every ten miles.
They attempt to look intimidating by standing at street corners and practising faces that would make them look so much better if only the wind changed direction... Infact the girls look like prostitutes (many of them are, but you'd have to be really desperate) and the guys look either like complete prats or poofs. If they don't intimidate you when you walk past them they throw bricks through your windows and believe ASBO'S to be cool.
These are people who should be shot, unfortunately they tend to be 'popular' at school I don't know why.
They drive around with their stereo so loud you can't hear anything else (including jet englines) over the top, and their car seat so far back they can't see over the dash or even the steering wheel. They drive the crapest, cheapest cars going (usually with two strips down the middle and under lights and spoilers and cat - killer exhausts) it is amazing the cars don't break down every ten miles.
They attempt to look intimidating by standing at street corners and practising faces that would make them look so much better if only the wind changed direction... Infact the girls look like prostitutes (many of them are, but you'd have to be really desperate) and the guys look either like complete prats or poofs. If they don't intimidate you when you walk past them they throw bricks through your windows and believe ASBO'S to be cool.
These are people who should be shot, unfortunately they tend to be 'popular' at school I don't know why.
Wayne Rooney and his missus are chavs. So are most popstars...
by anti - chav December 8, 2006
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theres a chav and chavinder on the corner of a gettho stealing clothing ideas ie wannabeee black peeppssss fakkkeeeeee
by rochelle January 3, 2005
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You will usually find a couple of chavs standing by McDonalds with their slutty girlfriends and wearing hoodies.
by Katherine-Evie-K January 6, 2008
Get the chavs mug.The female Chav will, by the time she is nine years of age have realised what she wants to do with the rest of her life. Which is, to have at least four children by four different fathers (one who will be black or Asian) by the time she is 18. She does not intend to support these children herself or ask for the fathers of the children for support but instead rely on government hand outs. A Chavette will tattoo the names of her children on her body with pride of place going to her first born. This will be written across her back just above her arse. The following names of her offspring will be recorded on her arms and will consist of names like Britney, Chelsea and other such shit.
The Chavette will no doubt have her ears pierced as many times as humanly possible and her lobes crammed to capacity with large hoop earrings. Around her neck will at least 6 or 7 gold chains of different lengths with a large clown studded with semi precious hanging on the longest one reaching down to her naval.
Diet for herself and her children consists of sausage rolls, Greggs pasties, cigarettes, coke and cheep cider.
Her Children will by the time of their forth birthday will fully versed in every expletive and curse known in the English language and will indeed be asked to recite some colourful quips to the delight of its mothers peers i.e. pusher, pimp, fellow drug user.
The chavette will be a grandmother by the time she is in her mid twenties and the wonderful Chav life cycle will start all over again.
The Chavette will no doubt have her ears pierced as many times as humanly possible and her lobes crammed to capacity with large hoop earrings. Around her neck will at least 6 or 7 gold chains of different lengths with a large clown studded with semi precious hanging on the longest one reaching down to her naval.
Diet for herself and her children consists of sausage rolls, Greggs pasties, cigarettes, coke and cheep cider.
Her Children will by the time of their forth birthday will fully versed in every expletive and curse known in the English language and will indeed be asked to recite some colourful quips to the delight of its mothers peers i.e. pusher, pimp, fellow drug user.
The chavette will be a grandmother by the time she is in her mid twenties and the wonderful Chav life cycle will start all over again.
by Subbaka October 17, 2006
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Although he loves Buahaha, he can't resist sneaking in the odd DJ Sweetie track on his white i-pod.
Although he loves Buahaha, he can't resist sneaking in the odd DJ Sweetie track on his white i-pod.
Mum: Are you going out tonight, love?
Chavigoth: Yeah. I mean, yah!
Mum: Where will you be going, sweetie.
Chavigoth: Maccy D's. I mean, the Death Midnight Club!
Chavigoth: Yeah. I mean, yah!
Mum: Where will you be going, sweetie.
Chavigoth: Maccy D's. I mean, the Death Midnight Club!
by chris firth September 15, 2006
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Broseph: Brah, she Ding Chavez'd the shit outta me!
Broski: How did it feel?
Broseph: It hurt so good brah, it hurt so good...
Broseph: Brah, she Ding Chavez'd the shit outta me!
Broski: How did it feel?
Broseph: It hurt so good brah, it hurt so good...
by Combat Jac November 20, 2009
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Characterised by unnecessarily foul language, Burberry caps, tracksuits and poorly kitted out, 10 yr old hatchbacks with neon lights.
Characterised by unnecessarily foul language, Burberry caps, tracksuits and poorly kitted out, 10 yr old hatchbacks with neon lights.
Look at that angry young man in bright colours, he must have spent more money on the chequered clothing than his small, inferior car.
by WatchMyBling January 27, 2005
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