polish camel toe 

When the material from a tight t-shirt melds to the mounds created by fat rolls on the breat, stomach or underbelly of a fat man

Very few men dispaying a polish camel toe ever get to experience a real one.

polish camel toe by Cary the B July 13, 2006

Flying Camel Spin

This is a judged event so 1 to 5 other people of many nationalities should be in the room while this is done. When you are ready to have sex, with both partners naked, the woman lays spread-out on the bed. The man jumps directly on top of the woman with his arms spread out like wings. The man lands on the woman, penetrating her deeply. He gives her "two humps" and in a fluid motion gets his legs under her so that she is on top. Holding her legs up, she spins on his erect penis, completing this move. The move is then judged on technique. If the woman moves at all during penetration, marks are deducted, if the man falls or misses during the jump, disqualification can occur.

Person 1: "Dude I won a Gold medal last night in sex!"
Person 2: "No way man, what did you do?"
Person 1: "I got two 9.5s, a 9 and an 8 from the Russian judge for pulling off the flying camel spin."
Person 2: "Go Canada Go!"

Flying Camel Spin by Scruffy from Canada February 18, 2010

reverse camel 

Receiving a rim job while performing Russian backwards on a girl.

I blew like Mt. St. Helens while giving that chick last night a reverse camel.

reverse camel by Dunkebono May 12, 2008

The Spitting Camel 

A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a standing version of "doggystyle." Just prior to climax, the guy pulls out and repositions his dick between the lips of his lady friend's pussy (much like how a brat lays in a bun). As he cums, it appears as though her pussy lips-- or "Camel Toe" --is spitting; Hence, the "Spitting Camel." The lady may or may not wish to make camel noises as the act is occurring.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that Steve pulled 'The Spitting Camel' on his girlfriend? ...He even talked her into making some crazy camel sound when he came."

Dude 2: "I'm surprised he hasn't knocked someone up with that move..."

Dude 1: "I don't think his boys can swim."

The Spitting Camel by mopper January 11, 2011

Suspicious Camel 

A suspicious camel describes a person that misunderstands their friends and as a result does not trust them.

This distrust is usually based on opinions/ulterior motives they have which they let influence their decision-making.

Therefore they interpret many comments in strange ways unanticipated by others, and try to use their unusual insight to steer conversations onto other subjects or to discover new information they believe exists.

Ingesting raw camel liver can give humans bubonic plague. So taking anything a suspicious camel says without further suspicion can result in death.

Friend 1: I'm seeing you-know-who soon! Yay!
Friend 2: (suspiciously) Er, is this somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: No...I meant I is like going to a gig...Yeah?
Friend 2: Oh yeah. With somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: Seriously, quit being such a suspicious camel!
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(Friends are discussing a secret birthday party for Amy)
Friend: Shush, Amy's coming!
Amy: (on entering) What were you talking about? Why did you stop talking when I walked in? Oh! You're talking about my new haircut aren't you? Fine then, gossip about how UGLY I look why don't you...
Friend: That's just being a suspicious camel, Amy. You know your hair is so beautifully beautiful yet you still want me to say it?

Suspicious Camel by Zombiecookies October 4, 2010

Pee Camel

A person who defies all kidney laws and stores urine like a camel to be released at a time of their choosing. (usually female.)

"We've been at this festival all weekend and I haven't seen Anna pee once!

Dude, thats coz shes a pee camel!"

Pee Camel by DEMuahahah May 26, 2014

waxing a camel 

The shaving of a ladies intimate area.
The phrase originates from watching an ac/dc contert.
Trying to understand what the hell Brian Johnson was on about, It sounded like he said She was waxing a camel
These are not the actual ac/dc/ lyrics, But they may use it if they wish.

Hello Britney, Have you waxed your camel today?
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
I entered the bathroom to find my wife waxing a camel.
Looking through a window, I watched two ladies waxing each others camels.
I like a nicely waxed camel, not a 70's fuzzy bush.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.

waxing a camel by Scott Bon February 5, 2008