Balloon

Why the heck do you not know what a balloon is? Are you ok? Is life ok?! GET HELP?! ITS A BALLOON FOR CHRISTS SAKE

Do you know what a balloon is?
Yes, Jerry. I'm not deranged.

by Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry January 25, 2017

balloonphoria

The term used to describe when an individual is so tired to function properly it is as if they're brain has become "smooth like a balloon"

Prince is experiencing major balloonphoria right now.

by sighhhhhh January 23, 2023

Goo Balloon

Fucking a girl with a condom, jizzing in it, pulling out and pissing, shitting, and spitting in said condom, then putting it in her mouth and clapping your hands together really hard on her face in hopes of bursting it.

I once served 6 months for giving a girl a goo balloon.

by bawss nigga October 31, 2011

Ballooning

When a person usually a homosexual blows air into an uncircumcised man's penis, enlarging the foreskin to resemble a balloon. Usually an act of foreplay.

Hey, did you hear that corey "Ballooned" brad last night! Yeah, I heard that they were "Ballooning" each other all night

by Biggietalls April 30, 2010

bbllonnkk

A male having sex with another male, usually while drunk.

Dude I think I blonked some guy last night

by hoopla October 19, 2004

Balloon Popper

The vagina of a female dog.

I'd like to get me some fresh balloon popper.

by Sarc Mullivan November 10, 2008

Hot Air Balloon

Its like when you're making love... with your special lady friend and you stretch your bean bag over her cornhole and tell her to fart.

Last night I got the best hot air balloon ever. Veronica streched my bean bag over her cornhole and farted, it smelled like cheerios. I couldn't help but blow my load!!

by Table Top August 14, 2009