beaverden

A women’s vagina that is ready to be plugged by a stiff shaft.

Hey Bradley, Chloe’s beaverden looks like it’s lonley and ready for python to spread its lips.

by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) April 20, 2019

Beaver CPR

When a girl has to tell a guy to go down on her

Him: That blow job was great.

Her: Before you pass out you need to do some Beaver CPR.

by Joni J April 27, 2019

Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019

Beaver Creeking

When you snap a twig off a tree and rub it between you vaginal lips until it’s sharpened to point.

Martha really wanted to try something else other than just the pleasures of the flesh. She went into her backyard and snapped a twig off of her favorite fern tree. She started beaver creeking it between her lips until it was sharper than a half eaten candy cane.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020

beaver me

Wanting to get some pussy.

Man I hope there is some girl at the bar tonight that will beaver me.

by jimmybomm August 4, 2020

beaver tier

Originates from the please stop talking podcast
An extremely mundane story of similar quality to saying you have a story about seeing a beaver but the big twist in the story is "and there was a beaver in my back yard"

"that story was fucking beaver tier at best"

by Niiiîiiiíïkolajj September 20, 2020

Beavercide

The assassination of any one member of the Spanish Governing Body

"I'm going to commit Beavercide"

by Basylsk October 4, 2020