wrongdezvous

A completely ill advised meeting.

I met her in a bar on Kent street, a fitting dump of a place for our illicit wrongdezvous.

by circushead August 27, 2006

Turd Wrangler

A person who unclogs toilets and sewer lines.

We had to call the Turd Wrangler when the toilet clogged.

by Whoopdedo January 8, 2007

Rusty Wrangler

The act of ripping a well used tampon from the vagina of a menstruating woman by the string and swinging as a lasso while riding her during anal intercourse.

James: Dude, my chick is pissed.
Shane : Why is that?
James: She's on her rag and was letting me have some anal. I thought I'd try a RUSTY WRANGLER and I ruined her sheets.

by AnneHannity April 23, 2009

Cock Wrangler

One who wrestles male genitalia for recreational purposes.

John went downtown today with the bros and they got naked and wrangled each others cocks, no homo. He was the cock wrangler for the afternoon.

by ShortyJ8911 December 3, 2010

Booty Wrangler

A cowboy, typically black, who lassos the booties of children, typically male, before ramming a 1473 degrees Kelvin iron rod into their shit box. This seals the anus by melting the flesh. This was a very common practice for ridding the Midwest of faggotry during the late 1800s to early 1900s.

So sad how booty wrangling is frowned upon now. Look at how many faggots are walking around! We need a Booty Wrangler to go wrangle some booty and make America great again.

by LoyalEmployee October 10, 2019

wranglers

Quality jeans, a real cowboy's only choice.

Wranglers: not cheap or inexpensive (as the previous reader said), but rather high quality, form fitting denims traditionally worn by cowboys, workingmen and (regrettably, wanna-be's) other blue-collar men. These jeans are designed by cowboys for cowboys. The fit may be tight (and consequently show your anatomy), but they last for years and are as durable as they come.

by cowboykid August 4, 2007

Wrangler

The Wrangler (TJ) is the best off road vehicle ever made. able to go any where and do any thing stock while still being able to get into without a step stool. the car everyone with a land rover wants and that every girl loves

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Jeep TJ

by Matt Hall May 18, 2004