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Mali-womped 

When a dumbass ref seems to cock-slap you with shit calls all game long.

Derived from the horrible calls made by Mali-born referee Koman Coulilaby during the USA v Slovenia match.
That ref is calling fouls that don't exist!
I know! We're getting totally Mali-womped
Mali-womped by AlanJoeyKeith June 20, 2010

wopperjod 

Crooked. Misaligned or uneven. Askew. Also spelled whopperjawed.
That rabbit is wopperjod.
wopperjod by carlgrubenierre June 5, 2010
i'm hungry, dude. let's go by greasebag's and get us some woppers.
wopper by hawaiian dicking May 14, 2009
When a larger girls is running or moving swiftly and farts and queefs at the same time. Making a whomp like sound.
Today in gym class Jessica had the biggest whomper, and coach sent her to the shower because she thought she shit herself.
Whomper by *hndakd* June 16, 2018

woperchild 

A non-sexist way of saying "woman".
"woman" has the word "man" in it, so it becomes "woperson",
"woperson"has the word "son" in it , so it becoms "woperchild",plural:"woperchildren".
Ah man, those woperchildren ruined my day.
My woperchild cheated on me.
woperchild by bambuk1000 January 11, 2019
A bag of heroin (Southwest Pa.). A stamp bag. It is a variation of stamper.
I'm going down to the commons to pick up a few wampers.
wamper by XnoraBehT January 2, 2005