windmill spread

A deviant act that has most of the events of an eskimo trebuchet, but with a few shit twists. A windmill spread is where the man puts his dick between his legs and is being sucked off from behind, but then sharts all over the face of the blow-jobber. He then rubs his Peter all over their shart-ridden face, coating his cock in the slippery shit, before finally spreading flecks of squit into the air by willy-windmilling for the blow-jobber to catch in their gob.
"Jeremy made me a windmill spread last night after he got squits from that dodgy takeaway down the lower end of the High Street. I've got lockjaw now, but I'm still one lucky lady."
by Leper96 October 21, 2019
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corpse windmill

A ferris-wheel full of dead people
"Oh look, that ferris-wheel is full of dead people."
"That is a corpse windmill"
"Oh.....fuck"
by Lord Von Schlonger January 23, 2019
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italian windmill

A sex move of domination where a male is about to ejaculate and starts to spin as quickly as he can in a circle spraying semen everywhere.
I had to show my girl who was boss last night so while she was giving me a blow job I performed an Italian Windmill
by Foreign Fan July 26, 2017
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Windmill Junkie

(noun) A popular party drink. A shot glass is turned upside down and filled with vodka. The vodka is snorted through the nose, allowing the alcohol to absorb directly into the blood stream.
South Dakotan: "Hey, wanna do a windmill junkie?"

Me: "No, that's gay. I drink out of a glass."
by Reginald Windsworth January 24, 2011
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Polish Windmill

In circular motion, one participant spins in a sex swing (with the bottom cut out) and defecates on the other participants chest whom is lying on the floor below the swing.
Peter was so messed up last night he cut out a whole in his sex swing and gave Lucy a wet Polish Windmill.
by thadrizzle77 August 14, 2008
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Sticky Windmill

When a man ejaculates when the penis is not erect causing it to spin from the force of the ejaculation
Dam that sticky windmill really messed up my walls
by Krabby June 16, 2009
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Dutch Windmill

The act of withdrawl of the penis from the anus of your anal sex partner followed by circular twirling of the penis around the mouth of that person. In extreme cases this may form a fecal goatee.
I gave your little sister a Dutch Windmill NOT because I would like it, but because I knew YOU would hate it!
by 256berserker March 10, 2010
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