whitehead

Often a term defining a nonce or a pedofile they will often assume your in denial. Their natural habitat is lsa highschool in the engineering department.

Have you noticed that Whitehead over their he is a proper nonce

by Vxsyo May 14, 2022

Whitehead

A stereotypical old white person who has stuck racist views and are xenophobic of new progressive movements

Grandparent: "What's that hip-hop crap you're listening too?"
man 1: "oh it's just the new Kendrick album, it has a lot of strong views in it"
Grandparent: "back in my day, country music was all we had before these criminals started writing songs"
man 2: "you're grandparent is such a whitehead dude"

by stiotirjge May 28, 2022

Whitehead

A guy on dykersburg that has autism

They all have autism end of story. Whitehead

by Kingsnake88 June 9, 2023

Whitebread

Describes an individual who portrays characteristics of a stereotypical upper class white man (ex. has lawn mowed with no more and no less than 3/4in grass blade height, wears old spice religiously, who's actual religion may be vary depending on who's as they are trying to kiss). *term is sometimes used to describe someone who is not white nor had a wealthy upbringing, but still embodies these characteristics

Your from a nice home and have a great scientific level understanding of the bus route, and you can also somehow sing "boyz in the hood" Acapella.. actually perfectly. Your new name is"whitebread"

by Dogcatyes2005 October 20, 2023

keith whitehead

Also known as KW, a once infamous football player from Missouri, he now spends his time as a wanna be UFC fighter, and pimping out cars and trucks to compensate for other parts of his personality that are lacking in substance.

Hey, look at that drunk guy over there, he's pulling a Keith Whitehead.

by slackerguard June 25, 2009

thomas whitehead

Not a bitch

He is definitely not a thomas whitehead

by cdhgjgdge March 7, 2019

Dirty whitehead

The act of blowing your load in a chicks mouth that won’t swallow, telling her not to spit it out and then slapping both of her cheeks with your hands making her explode like a zit.

This girl I was dating wouldnt swollow so when she gave me a blow job I blew my load into her mouth with out telling her and when she got up to go spit it out I slapped her cheeks and gave her a dirty whitehead!!!!!

by Tony the Guy November 7, 2020