Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.

Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007

strumming while doing the plumbing

When you or your girl rub the clit during penetration.

I was giving it to her good and then start strumming while doing the plumbing, that really got her going!

by Flushfacker May 4, 2018

wanking while banking

wanking during the process of banking.

what are you doing bro

wanking bro
okay bro

actually bro im wanking while banking

thats deep bro

by gayduringmay April 16, 2020

Royalling While Black

Participating in the day-to-day functions and operations of The British Royal Family, including Queen Elizabeth II and her close relations.

1) Meghan Markle was "Royalling While Black", so we have to add that to the "While Black" list.
2) "Royalling While Black" was cool with The British Royal Family until Prince Harry and Meghan conceived baby Archie.

by AVaffair March 8, 2021

Go Away For A While

A term used when someone knows they are going to prison for a long time.

This is Bobby's third arrest for drug dealing. I think he's going to go away for a while.

by TommyNoleBuc August 22, 2017

never listening to autumn while driving again

"never listening to autumn while driving again" is a phrase used in a popular TikTok trend in which a person is driving a car in a video game (most commonly GTA 5) and there is a massive crash while the song "Can't Take it!" by Autumn is playing. The lyrics "baby look at the view" are sung when the car gets into the accident. It is also used when the car drives off of a cliff or gets thrown across the map.

Depending on the vehicle, game, or circumstance it is being used in, there are many variations of this phrase.

*Car crashes into a 200-ton semi-truck and gets brutally demolished*
"i aint never listening to autumn while driving again 😭🤦"

by anonymousdictionary_ June 22, 2023