assault the wheat

When you're too tired to say "hit the hay", but just awake enough to let your violent primal urges slip out.

God damn, I'm tired, I'm gonna assault the wheat.

by Literal Code October 29, 2022

wheat wrap

An Indian or Arabic penis.

I eat and sat on his wheat wrap.

by wheat wrap April 03, 2016

zuck wheat

A zuck wheat is someone who is not very intelligent, and has a hard time understanding basic principles.

That blonde girl from Clark's Summit surely fits the description of a zuck wheat.

by Dat dude down the street June 04, 2014

wheat dust

An alternative word of 'flour'. Mainly used by the Youtuber: You Suck at Cooking.

We'll take 2.5 cups of wheat dust and add...

by Hexur February 23, 2022

wheat builder

a term to describe someone who eats automobiles but mostly buses and airplanes

the wheat builder ate my car! oh wow

by freshfart656 December 18, 2019

fields of wheat

The term 'fields of wheat' refers to having sexual activity in the countryside, similar to dogging it has become a common pass time in rural British culture, most commonly used by the upper class gentry and ladies of the manor.

Jenny next door and i were exploring the fields of wheat last week, she is a hot lady to know.

by Scottish edgit April 26, 2018

Mini-wheat

A person who looks completely attractive from behind, but much to your dismay, upon seeing their face, you realize they are ugly after all.

This name originated from a small town in western Pennsylvania, when a man known only as "DPM" thought of this term. The term is an adapted metaphor for the actual cereal, because although one side is sweet and frost, they other side is bland and grainy.

"She had an amazing ass, but when she turned around, I realized she was a mini-wheat."

by Smarto April 21, 2006