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Willy Wonka Wet Dream 

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.
“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato 

A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"
NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

Horatio’s Wet Dream 

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers
Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

Cauliflower ears wet dream 

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

I have a dream, wet 

Progressive plan to move the world forward from leaning towards the anarchy extreme of the liberty spectrum to the tyranny extreme of the spectrum to mould the world closer to the heart's desired order: more democracy, freedom of agreement,
I have a dream, wet: reorganizing the world so everyone is made to be perfectly equal, think correctly, and tolerate everything.

wetdream 

when you cum or squirt or release spooge while you are in an unconscious state or sleeping. happens when youre goin through puberty, VERY MESSY.
dude: oh man i just wetdream!
dude2: hope you wash your sheats
wetdream by violentj June 22, 2006