get ya weight up

verb: The process of increasing your street crediblity, can be applied to appearance, clothing, reputation, or finacial status.

"How are you goin to let Ronnie punk you like that, you need to get your weight up!"

"You still wearing them played out Boss overalls with the one strap down...Get ya weight up!"

by Sheila and Jennifer September 16, 2005

weiner barns

Slang for a pair of women's breasts...

I can't wait to park my cock in between those weiner barns!

by D.E. Dobish April 11, 2008

Huma Weiner

Wife of New York Congressman Anthony Weiner

Imus: Anthony Weiner married Huma Abedin. Now she's Huma Weiner.
All: ha ha ha ha
Imus: What?
Rob: You said "Huma Weiner". ha ha ha ha
Imus: What's wrong with that?
Rob: Huma Weiner? get it? Huma Weiner? ha ha ha ha

Imus: What?

by LexAveNyc July 13, 2010

weinerbutt nelson

A weinerbutt nelson is a person that creeps in your room for short periods of time and is not officially part of your crew yet. Weinerbutt nelson is also when you get fucked in mario kart by stray greens, your own reds, and other miscellaneous bull shit.

Weinerbutt nelson can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb. Can also be abbreviated weinerbutt.

Quit weinerbutting around.
I just weinerbutted all over your face.
Andy Collins is a huge weinerbutt nelson.
That stray green just weinerbutted the shit out of my bitch ass.

by 3E motha fuckin residas February 11, 2009

Weinercondriac

A man imagining an ailment pertaining to his weiner that doesn't exist.

The man who thought his otherwise healthy weiner was diseased or distressed was a weinercondriac

by Orangedrummer23 February 10, 2015

weighted companion cube

A special version of the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. This cube is integral to your success.

Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If your Weighted Companion Cube does speak, please disregard its advice.

by GLaDOS November 6, 2007

window to weight gain

When the paper wrapping around a fatty item of food (traditionally, a fish-based item such as fish and chips or a fish sandwich) turns translucent due to having absorbed a large amount of grease.

"If you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain."

by Zerotime January 22, 2009