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It means white person, it is a part of the izzle dailect, in which you take the first letter and add izzle, in which most are like this.
He is a wizzle.
That Nikhil kid, he is such a wizzle.
wizzle by Bally March 12, 2005

Shizzle Ma Nizzle Wizzle Ma Nigger

A long gangster word I translated to: For Sure My Nigger With My Other Nigger. Used as a general show off word with no actual productive meaning. Just like saying a random mix of words ans hoping it impresses others when you say it fast.
Gangster 1: Shizzle ma nizzle wizzle ma nigger!
Gangster 2: What the hell?
Gangster 1: I dunno, just sounds cool...
An unattractive male figure, in extreme cases found with a large set of teeth.
Alan Carr = Wazzer
Janet Street Porter is a female Wazzer.
Wazzer by Warren McTeeth July 18, 2009

wazzlepap 

When a group of Bicurious Bronies watch My Little Pony while vicariously staring at each other with a banana in their mouths.
Dude, I'm 41 and I want to go have a birthday party at Papa John's.
"Bro, that's as weird as a wazzlepap in July"
"True."
wazzlepap by MyFriendKicksTrees December 29, 2016

WAZZLOFTER 

A metal band from Denver that stands on the mountain top and says DO IT!
I saw that band WAZZLOFTER and they assaulted my earcornhole!
WAZZLOFTER by kewlsmasher October 20, 2009
The wadzle is a combination of used condom and tissue paper all conviniently rolled up in a ball.

Usually, wadzles are the creation of very lonely men who feel the need to masturbate frequently and furiously into a condom leading to condom breakage and leakage of the wad which will then lead to the need of a tissue to clean up the dirty mess.

Wadzles, when thrown, are nine times as likely to miss a garbage can then a rolled up piece of paper due to liquid drag and lack of aerodynmics
Steve: "Al!, you gotta stop leaving your wadzles out. Make sure you pick them up from around the garbage bin!"

Al: "I'm sorry there are so many Steve. I've just been really lonely."