Found Fuckin' Waldo

This term is used when you finally found something after spending countless days, weeks, and even months looking for.

Kevin: "Hey, Alex! Did you finally found your porn magazine that your mom took away from you?"

Alex:"After many days... I found it. I found fuckin' waldo!"

by I'mStillHerex December 14, 2010

Waldorfian

Any person who receives an education at any of the 400 Waldorf Schools located all over the world. They all share the same common morals of recycling, striving to make the world an all-around greener place, and picking organic (even if more costly) over genetically modified, any day. Waldorfians are chill, enjoy cheeba-ing now and again and are bad at math. I think that if the entire human-race were required to go to Waldorf, then there wouldn't be any wars. Waldorfians stand for peace, happiness, and nature and thats what makes them cool.

Money-hungry Business Typhoon: I'm gonna tear down all of these Redwoods and put up a housing development here.
Waldorfian: Dude, I'm gonna do a tree-sit and make it so you'll never get your hands on this land.
Typhoon:I'm gonna sue your ass so you'll be broke.
Waldorfian: Go ahead, I don't need material items. I can live naked. Just as long as I have tofu and water, I'll just keep on truckin'.

by waldorf kid September 27, 2005

Waldass

Waldass is the shortened name fans use for the fictional pairing of Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf on the TV show Gossip Girl.

"Did you see the Waldass scene on Gossip Girl last night?"

by x0missa March 11, 2009

Warm Waldo

When a girl is giving you head and you tell her your going to cum, but instead you piss in her mouth.

Tyler gave Anna a Warm Waldo.

by John Humplik May 5, 2004

Walden University

An online diploma mill masquerading as a school. They started as small non-accredited college selling degrees through the mail and have since graduating to sending people spam messages about their graduate programs. Everyone who applies will be accepted as they don’t require a GRE, SAT, or a pulse. If you can pay, you can get yourself a Walden education.

Their professors are all part-time employees who are usually employed at other colleges at teach at Walden for the extra money. All of their classes are canned and don’t really require any real learning. Just write papers and do the minimum and you’ll have a worthless degree in no time at all.

The people who run the small office in Minneapolis, MN change regularly and are usually unhappy with their lives. The school goes through deans and heads of departments so quickly that even the staff jokes about it.

This is the college for anyone who wants to brag about having a degree while they’re restocking the shelves at Target.

I worked at Walden University for two years, finished my online MBA with them, and still can’t get a job anywhere else. F*ck Walden University.

by Wasted MyMoney March 13, 2008

Waldo

Waldo is a person that is hiding from Chuck Norris while using Harry Potter's cloak of invisibility while having an awesome adventure.

"Where's Waldo?"
"Well ... Chuck Norris scared the shit out of him so he went to Narnia with the Invisibility Cloak"

by CrazyMLIAx3 December 24, 2010

brown waldo

A brown waldo is a bowel movement left in a strategic location that makes it hard to find. The more specific davenport (popularized by pro football player Najeh Davenport) would qualify, but a brown waldo may be dropped anywhere - not just in a closet hamper. You'll smell it before you see it!

This Christmas party sucks - I'm gonna go leave a brown waldo in their guest room.

<3 days later>

Dude ... where's the brown waldo? I can totally smell it!

by brownwaldo.com August 29, 2009