someome or thing that is absolutely useless, but is so in a manner that creates wonder as to why he/she/it continues to be in existence.
My boss is curiously useless. He fanatically creates an abundant amount of work for everyone while at the same time manages to get nothing done.
by The Goonch May 29, 2010
by Faxx021 January 22, 2020
Someone who is useless to you. Can be anyone. Also when using this term, theres a sense of selfishness involved as if you are the only one that matters and you hate mankind.
Matthew- " hey did anyone talk about me today?"
Bobby- " nope, no one really cares man people got they own stuff going on."
Matthew- " uhh ok fuck you.... pat useless
... hey can i borrow 50 cents for the vending machine?"
Bobby- "i only got 25 but here ya go"
Matthew-"pat useless"...
Matthew-"How come all these people in the mall arent obsessing over me and staring at me... pat useless"
Bobby-"dude your fucking insane."
Matthew- "can ya gf give me a blowjob?, huh she said no? Ok f her, pat useless.."
Bobby- " nope, no one really cares man people got they own stuff going on."
Matthew- " uhh ok fuck you.... pat useless
... hey can i borrow 50 cents for the vending machine?"
Bobby- "i only got 25 but here ya go"
Matthew-"pat useless"...
Matthew-"How come all these people in the mall arent obsessing over me and staring at me... pat useless"
Bobby-"dude your fucking insane."
Matthew- "can ya gf give me a blowjob?, huh she said no? Ok f her, pat useless.."
by Hatingthisday January 30, 2019
by YEETTLE February 19, 2018
Joe: Hey Lance, come check out this shoefie!
Lance: What the hell is a shoefie?
Joe: It is an Urban Dictionary word!
Lance: I don't see why we can't just call it a picture.
Joe: Damn It! This word is Urban Useless
Lance: What the hell is a shoefie?
Joe: It is an Urban Dictionary word!
Lance: I don't see why we can't just call it a picture.
Joe: Damn It! This word is Urban Useless
by Arraysion September 19, 2014
by useless plays July 02, 2021
1. An old-fashioned or logical-sounding way to refer to someone as unable to do their job; useless.
2. A paperclip that doesn't hold papers together like it should.
2. A paperclip that doesn't hold papers together like it should.
1. Student: I can't write this entire essay in time!
Teacher: You useless paperclip!
2. Worker: *tries to use paperclip*
Paperclip: *doesn't work*
Worker: You useless paperclip! Do your job!
Teacher: You useless paperclip!
2. Worker: *tries to use paperclip*
Paperclip: *doesn't work*
Worker: You useless paperclip! Do your job!
by TheWildFlailing January 11, 2016