ASS-UMER

A person that assumes anything they think is true even though it’s not. Mostly a person who always says that another person lies about everything even though they are god damn honest. The assumer can be a nuisance and makes an ASS not only out of themselves but all the people around them.

Jerry: Hey mike, you pissed in the tub!

Mike: No Jerry that was the dog you ASS-UMER!

Jerry: why did you space out assumer?

Mike: ASS-UMER means that you make an ass always assuming things that are not true.

by The guy with the orange July 11, 2018

uberable

Can you uber to or from your destined location.

I'm fucking drunk as hell, pass me that blunt. How do we get back to the trap house with the bitches and hoes, is it uberable?

by SlowJoeMothafuckahJones September 27, 2015

uterass

Noun: a medical term for when during birth the pressure becomes too great for the woman to bear and eventually exploding her taint. The explosion of the taint joins the uterus and the anus creating an uterass.

Susan: what is it doc?!?
Doctor: I’m sorry ma’am... it was the baby’s forehead...
Susan: huh...
Doc: you have an uterass.
Susan: Nooooooo!

by Yunguterass July 10, 2018

Uberang

When you get so drunk you have to take an Uber home from a bar and then have to take an Uber in the morning to pick up your car and drive to work.

Last night was crazy but I barley made it to work, had to Uberang.

by Nayr Fierra February 26, 2015

umras

A strange bum rash on the arse

Oh there's a Umras on my arse

by Thecunt123 September 4, 2017

uberanium

a word that can be used instead of a word that you can't think of at that moment.

Shouldn't they just get some ... uberanium?

by cyris_196 January 14, 2010

ubera

the comparative form of the adjective; "'ubera' is the comparative of 'uber'"

'i am ubera than you'

by Alex Dudbridge May 13, 2005