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Tuck and Fold 

When a male has an erection, usally in the morining when waking, he takes his penis and folds it back, tucking it up so the boxers elastic waistband keeps it tucked up tightly against his stomach. Thus keeping the erection from being seen.
"Thank god for the tuck and fold cause my friends would of seen my tiny wang"
Tuck and Fold by David MacEwan April 26, 2004
Related Words

tuck your dick 

1. Something said to discourage unnecessary boasting about masculinity/macho-ness

2. Instructing one to shut-up/calm the fuck down
Girl: Hey, what's up?
Boy: Just blasted 100 reps of 50kg chest presses. Warm-up done!
Girl: Tuck your dick, fool.

Girl: OMG INSTAGRAM GOT A NEW UPDATE AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT FILTERS TO USE TO MAKE MY SELFIES LOOK HOT??!!?!
Boy: Bitch, tuck your dick.
tuck your dick by Abzatron June 16, 2014

tuck fexas 

A clever and polite way of saying (safe for children) that the Texas Longhorns fucking suck. By switching the first letter of each word you can see that the real meaning is Fuck Texas.
Go Hogs Go, Tuck Fexas! They blow.
tuck fexas by Houston Nutt August 27, 2003

tuck the toast

to hide or put away a gun
yo herre comes the cops tuck the D Eagle
tuck the toast by Krueger February 20, 2005

Tuck Under 

The male act of tucking a penis behind his legs just below his ass. Often used by transvestite males to hide penis.
Watch out, that dude's no chick. He's just got a nasty tuck under and some nice fake tits.
Tuck Under by The Doctor February 14, 2005

tuck and punch 

When a man tucks his genitalia behind his thighs, as if making a mangina, then proceeds to punch himself in his new-found FUPA, creating the appearance of punching himself in the testicles.
In an attempt to win a bet to punch himself in the testicles, Mike performed the tuck and punch to win the bet unscathed.
tuck and punch by ILL McNasty February 20, 2008