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Ripper and Tripper

(n) In Poker, a pair of jacks.


Named after two famous Jacks... Jack the Ripper and Jack Tripper from "Three's Company"
You've got a pair of tens, but I've got Ripper and Tripper
by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005
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State Trooper

An underpaid AAA serviceman with a gun and a God complex.
That state trooper just wrote me a ticket for going two miles over! What a dick!
by Goobber April 29, 2021
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trooper bait

That driver who's been chewing on your bumper for the past ten miles, so you move over to the slow lane and let him pass, in the hope that he'll be the one to attract attention and get pulled over by the State Police
"Geez man, you want to be trooper bait so bad, okay, go ahead and pass!"
by smendler May 10, 2010
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Trooper in the door

82nd Airborne paratrooper humor in reference to that moment when one has a turd which is insisting on poking it's head out the door. Of course this usually only happens when one has a very had piece of shit as loose stools apparently exit the door before the green light comes on and/or exit the door is a mass tactical exit anyway.
Sgt Ramirez running down the hall: "Get the hell out of way Private Jones, I have a trooper in the door and he's ready to jump"
by WunHungLo August 6, 2011
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Trapper’s Trick Or Treats

Trapper presents you with two options: trick or treat. Trick being grinded on by Trapper and treat being gifted a pre sucked wet lolly pop. It’s a win win situation. However, if one declines both options and disobeys trapper, they shall be punished. The punishment is being carried away by Trapper’s Jester Pole up your back entrance.
Trapper’s Trick Or Treats was great last night. I wonder where Gary went after he disobeyed Trapper. Has anyone seen him since it?
by mrbellend December 14, 2021
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topper guild

veshremy's boyfriend
topper guild is veshremy's boyfriend
by sniffxy April 12, 2023
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trouser troopers

A man's "special men", his sperm.
There are normally between 200-600 million trouser troopers in one ejaculation.
by jbelle September 10, 2008
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