Thor's Hammer

A sex act were a man dress up like thor. He then proceeds to a running leap off a elevated surface into the air. The women waits on all fours ass up in the air.The man goes flying across the room fist in air. Then he unleashes the hammer being his fist into the womens ass. Thus putting down the hammer as he refereneced in the avengers movie.

My girlfriend as me to proform the Thor's Hammer on her if i really loved her.

by My HappyPants in the house May 27, 2014

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Tharki

A person who is always khuwar (seduced) and could not control his lust once he sees a girl even she is married or old

IMMu Tharki aka THARAK ka SHEHENSHAH

by Observer1989 April 2, 2020

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Thor's Uppercut

When you pull your boner between ur legs making it look as if u have a vagina(mangina). And you command your woman to "lick your pussy" and as she's just about to lick your mangina you yell "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE" while simultaneously opening your legs enough to release your hard mighty chosen penis, which will smack her under her chin, nose, or an eye.

Johan: Yo Chosen One, you think you're gonna get lucky tonight with that chick?

B-Rod: pfft you already know and i might just finish her off with "Thor's Uppercut" if she not doing me right..

Johan: yee

by JustLaugh=| January 31, 2012

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Thor

The working man's God; very popular in ancient times and is still worshiped today by many Heathens and Pagans. Whereas Odin rewards intellect, Thor rewards hard work. He is often pictured as a mighty viking with a red-beard. His father is Odin and his wife's name is Sif.

Thor sends lighting, thunder and life-giving rain. He has always been a strong protector of His folk and gives gifts freely to his friends. He has a liking for farms, fields, forests, mountains and rivers. Thor has a hearty and often times bawdy sense of humor. He likes drinking, feasting, storytelling, and good company.

His favorite weapon is His mighty hammer, Mjolnir. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to Hid hand. In both ancient times and modern times alike those who worship Him wear a Thor's Hammer about their necks as a sign of their dedication.

We even have a day of the week named in Thor's honor, Thursday.

Thor is perhaps, one of the most friendly and easy to commuciate with Gods. He always answers prayers and doesn't make you guess weather or not he heard you. When I pray, I pray to Thor.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

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