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When you pull your boner between ur legs making it look as if u have a vagina(mangina). And you command your woman to "lick your pussy" and as she's just about to lick your mangina you yell "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE" while simultaneously opening your legs enough to release your hard mighty chosen penis, which will smack her under her chin, nose, or an eye.
Johan: Yo Chosen One, you think you're gonna get lucky tonight with that chick?

B-Rod: pfft you already know and i might just finish her off with "Thor's Uppercut" if she not doing me right..

Johan: yee
by JustLaugh=| January 18, 2012
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