Dick-thinker

Dick thinker is someone be lead on by man's sexual intercourse train of thought . . . . When that's not normal . . . Clearly . . . When they are thinking with their "dick"😹

Wow stop thinking with your dick . . . She is such a dick thinker. . . (For a female) . . . . . She shouldn't use her metaphorical dick-thinker so much

Travis said to kat

by PoTz& GiGlez April 24, 2020

secondary thinker

People who rely on large language models (i.e. ChatGPT) to do almost everything for them, to the point of which they don't think for themselves.

alex: "i asked chatgpt what restaurant i should eat at tonight!"
jono: "alex is a secondary thinker"

by kylorensak47 July 23, 2025

Organized Thinker

Someone who has skills in areas to put matter into reality on various skills

This is how a Organized Thinker would figure it out use your mind work it out

by 201HH April 8, 2024

Free Thinkers

The random hairs on your face that are somehow way longer and different than all the others

Person 1: yo man you’ve got a couple free thinkers
Person 2: oh shit man really thanks for the help

by i rented a goat September 16, 2022

Paper Thinker

a person who more readily relates to the confined and definite words on paper than to the applications or even realities of the three dimensional plane. Although this usually describes a way of thinking, it can also describe someone who lacks original thought, or is afraid of new ideas.

Student 1: Did you hear what happened with Abby? She stole my idea for the term paper in Dr. James's class! Now I have to come up with something else, or he'll think I stole it from her!

Student 2: Abby is such a paper thinker.

by uvgeek December 28, 2008

unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.

Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...

by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018

Higher-Level Thinker

An individual who uploads YouTube videos to address illogical reasons why the gaming console they like is superior to the opposing plastic box.

I can just imagine this Higher-Level Thinker pulling out his cell phone and recording his PS5, with the most retarded ass note.

by DaButcha December 8, 2020