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thenis

When a man has so much fat that it is hard to find the penis as the thighs are in the way.

See also thip (female form).
He has to wear sweat pants. There's no way he can fit his thenis in jeans.

He just aims in the general direction of the urinal. He hasn't seen his thenis in years.
by elvira69 January 25, 2011
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thessa

A very shy but nice person. She looked up to Janelle and realized she was very popular. Janelle is nice and funny and she has talent!
Thessa likes animals.
by LittleJoycd May 14, 2018
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theisy

A smart, funny and beautiful girl, loves adventures, and usually gets her name mistaken for Stacey often
Wow have you seen that girl theisy she's so amazing
by Sjdjdjdid April 18, 2017
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pipeline-theist

n. a person who is an atheist but acts like a theist in front of other theists to get things done.

The word is inspired by Daniel Plainview's baptism in the movie 'There will be blood', where he fakes the whole baptism in order to build a pipeline
He is a pipeline-theist because he still lives with his parents. He'll become an atheist once he leaves his parents.
by mann September 17, 2012
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Joe Theisman

A sweet Qb that used to play for the redskins aka the guy that got his leg snapped in half by LT. Now he must be the worst announcer who gets every coach's challenge wrong.
God! Joe Theisman has a great arm
by Jeb Putzier January 11, 2006
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Thessy

is kind, crazy, smart, unique, pretty and fun to be with. is a great friend and person! Try to make everyone happy
Thessy is so sweet.
You are soawesome
by angel667 November 4, 2009
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Agno-theist

One who decides life is too short to spend the duration of it pondering the existence or non existence of a God.
Person #1: I don't understand it. I've read every book there is to read on philosophy, religion, and God. I've travelled to every country on the planet and studied every religion conceivable. I've spoken to missionaries, priests, rabbis, buddhists, and atheists alike. And I STILL can't figure out whether or not there's a God.

Person #2: That's why I'm an agno-theist.
by Squire Awesome November 12, 2009
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