Investor Craft

Craft beer produced by breweries that aggressively seek investor money to build multiple interstate, domestic and international locations. All company profits are reinvested back into company to build more locations. Investors do not receive dividends.

Hey I went to my brothers favorite brewery the other day and all they had were those flavored IPAs from Investor Craft breweries.

by BigDickeyS December 28, 2021

war craft

to be gay and play computer games all of your life and never once get laid

you warcraft too much

by stevedave December 8, 2003

hover craft

Not touching your ass to the toilet seat when taking a sh*t.

Someboday sprayed mud all over the toilet seat so I had to pull the hovercraft to get rid of my business.

by BTK Representative - El Capitano May 6, 2004

CRAFT Moment

Short for 'Cant Remember A Fucking Thing'
commonly used when trying to remember something but for some reason you cant.
Sometimes known as a 'Mental Blank'

I cant remember the name of that song, Im having a craft moment

by Kitty Firefly August 2, 2008

Bus Craft

Homework completed on a bus. Originated in England (2005).

This homework is 'bus craft'.

by Anonymous Passenger October 12, 2005

star craft

Strategy Game created by Blizzard Software for the PC. Widely played by Koreans.

<Korean1> hey let's play starcraft
<Korean2> lol we're korean
<Korean1> rofl

by ypeels January 24, 2003

Craft Hippie

A craft hippie is, simply, a hippie who makes hippie culture themed arts and crafts, and sells them. Examples include beaded necklaces, tie-dye t-shirts, dream catchers, etc. It is not uncommon for such hippies to travel in Volkswagen buses to sell their goods.

Davis: Hey, Bryan, where did you get that nice hemp bracelet?

Bryan: Oh, There was a craft hippie at Safeway selling them out of his van!

by CrepedCrusader June 5, 2011