Margaret Thatcher

Late, great, former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and the best thing since sliced bread. Famous for bitch-slapping socialism into submission and then taking a dump on it's corpse. The BBC and Guardian like to portray the idea that everyone hates her, but in reality she won three general elections, the Tories won a fourth, then New Labour won three more using her policies. On top of that she was voted the 16th greatest Briton of all time and scores high in opinion polls, even up north. The far-left simply hate her because she made them her bitches.

What's that? Margaret Thatcher destroyed British industry? Actually, I think you'll find that according to the Office of National Statistics, manufacturing grew by 7.5% under her premiership compared to a 5% decline under Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, while she shut down less mines than Labour PM Harold Wilson.

by john jellicoe December 19, 2013

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1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.

man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007

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Thatcher

(n.) A wanna-be skateboarder, poser. Commonly seen riding a penny skateboard, or longboard. Shops at zumiez, and wears everything from there. Usually plays lacrosse, and uses words such as "yolo" and "swag" seriously.

Haha, look at that lax-bro who is mongo pushing a longboard while wearing clothes from diamond supply co, he's skating just to look cool. What a thatcher.

by Vert Dog February 25, 2014

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