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Retarded Typing

A way of typing in which some noobs and dumbasses specialize in. Anyone can type like this. Some do, some don't.
TyPiNG LiKe dIs DOeS NOt MaKE u CoOL iT mAkEs yOu LoOK rEtArDeD!
DO NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS!
Do Not Capitalize Every Single Word!
D0 n07 u53 57up1d 1337 y0u d4mn n3rd!
Do not u$e $ymbols dumb@$$!
- Retarded Typing
by I<3Sgt.Frog August 9, 2010
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several people are typing

What your device says when multiple people are typing at once. This can be due to an argument, a large number of people active at once, or somebody asking a question so stupid that it leads to several people typing.
Me: "Does a straw have one hole or two holes?"

*Several people are typing...*
by Flamevell June 2, 2018
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taking the option

When you have an obligation to be somewhere, but decide you would rather not and go do something else instead, like go hang out with friends or go home and sleep. This alternate action is almost certainly frowned upon by the coach/authority figure and by those who are truly committed to the activity.
"Going to football today?"
"No man. I'm taking the option and going to dairy Queen instead. Wanna come?"

"No one is here today? What the hell?"
"Everyone took the option instead."
"Well that's lame."
by Sliver92 January 10, 2010
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Taking it out on Twitter

When people decide to use Twitter to express any anxiety, disgust, or over powering emotions in a series of spaced out Tweets.
John: "Hey did you see Stephanie's tweets yesterday about how bad her mother pissed her off?"
Sally: "Ya! She was definitely taking it out on Twitter."
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Taking you to Rotherham

If I wasn't such a gent I would be taking you to Rotherham right now.
by barbiegirl12345 November 30, 2011
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Taking a Teke

Spending one hour in the bathroom at work taking a shit and watching pro. On your phone...
Thomas is taking a teke,

meanwhile, everybody else is busting their fucking asses...
by Schaeffdaddy May 16, 2017
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Taking a Grumpy

A fun way of saying you gotta poo.
by Khlidy May 24, 2019
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