tafty

fake tattoos so that people can feel cool without having to actually get tatted up

friend 1: "look at my sick new ink that i got!"
friend 2: "that tattoo is so cool...too bad it's just a tafty"

by silentxbeauty February 22, 2015

Tafting

The act of swiping or wiping a vagina on an object.

Shall we go Tafting today?

by Klutzzz9 April 18, 2011

Taftie

1. n: A reach around, considered common decency, for the 27th President of the United States when drilling him from behind.

See also: Taft job

He didn't even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a taftie.

by Lightning Bolt April 3, 2013

tafter-burn

the serious burning sensation and pain felt the day after you get inked, when your natural endorphins and adrenaline wear off.

Friend 1: Dude, love your new ink.
Friend 2: Thanks. Didn't hurt last niight, but the tafter-burn in the shower nearly killed me this morning.

by kiss27 July 15, 2014

Tafty

This is a person who makes fun of fat people for fun.

You fell tough when you try to fight a fat kid you Tafty.

by ad8800 July 21, 2016

tafta

Tafta is a stupid boy.He gets triggered over everything.He is the most retarded boy ever.

James: look at that kid he's such a tafta

by Thejames27 December 25, 2016

Taftazani

A positive person but at the same time a loving person. Be calm but don't be considered calm water no crocodile is so high the nature of a hero

Taftazani/tafzani

by Taftazani November 23, 2021