Schizophrenic smooching

Practicing for a real kiss by kissing yourself in a mirror.

Many teenagers try schizophrenic smooching because they don't want to disgrace themselves at their first kiss.

by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011

smoothing

When you go into a bar or club, apply superglue to where the jukebox is plugged into the wall, wait 5 mins, then max out the jukebox on continuous plays of the Rob Thomas + Santana classic collab 'Smooth' and then wait or scram depending on bravery.

Can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or DJing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. The more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.

- 'Dude these wings are cold!'

- 'Fuck that we're smoothing the joint then...'

by musicfan888888888 June 29, 2011

swooping

The act or process of a man trying to seduce his friend, or any other man's woman. Which is completely wrong and messed up to do thus naming the male a swooper.

Dude, you know Maria is with John. Stop swooping in on her you filthy smut.

by Big Bad B Lyons January 24, 2006

snooshing

Meteorological term used when it is snowing and raining at the same time and in most cases the snow flakes and raindrops are the size of quarters.

A weather phenomena causing traffic to come to a standstill because the crap falling from the sky makes people freak out and forget how to drive.

Dude. Did you look out the window? It's snooshing out!

This is New England, man! Don't you people know how to drive when it's snooshing?(give them the finger and honk your horn...a lot)

by Liebchen65 October 29, 2011

soggy sooshing

camping in a bush during a game of fortnite

i killed 3 guys and won the game because i was soggy sooshing

by trevorpaone January 15, 2018

skooching

The act of repositioning bodies during sex while maintaining penetration.

Meghann's knees were hurting so she had Ben skooch her into a pile driver position; luckily his dick never came out.

by e-skillit July 31, 2005

snorshing

the act of snorting and blushing at the same time.

He snorshed when she told him that he was +1 on her hotness meter because of his trip to the Chinese market and cleaning the house. He was snorshing so hard, he almost peed himself.

by BouchonLover March 15, 2011