Soft dogging

Banging a chick without a boner.

I was soft dogging your mom in the ass earlier.

by Analsofty July 12, 2014

soft target

A person or thing that is relatively unprotected or vulnerable to attack.

A supermarket is a soft target for a crazed guman.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 2, 2022

Speak bigly and carry a soft stick

Former President Donald Trump's guiding principle in foreign policy, as well as in the bedroom. The opposite of Teddy Roosevelt's "speak softly and carry a big stick".

"Diplomacy? Nah, I want to hurl insults at people on twitter! You know what I always say, speak bigly and carry a soft stick!

by FuzzyDunl0p February 1, 2021

thumbing in a softie

The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.

Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

soft eyes

The ability to see the whole thing. If you have hard eyes, you're just staring at the tree and missing the forest.

"You know what you need at a crime scene? Soft eyes." - Detective Bunk, from The Wire

by sn1083 January 18, 2009

soft lad

A soft lad in the "scouse" dialect of Liverpool, England is someone who is "soft in the head" or slow-witted.

Jim Royle: How would you know, soft lad?

Antony Royle: Dad, I'm 15.

by UKMikey August 4, 2012

Soft Cunt

A person who is emotionally weak

Johnny I was just joking, don't cry you soft cunt.

by Shontelle Shimo August 20, 2014