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stump broke

describes an animal which has been trained to back up to a stump to facilitate the act
Ol' Dave got that heifer so stump broke, all you got to do is step up on the stump and she backs up just pretty as you please.
by Booger February 27, 2004
mugGet the stump brokemug.

Stump Dump

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.
My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.
by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017
mugGet the Stump Dumpmug.

stump a chunky

to take a crap, or poop or ass fudge it
MAN!! my stomach hurts, im gonna go stump a chunky
by chugg nubba January 14, 2008
mugGet the stump a chunkymug.

Dump Stumped

When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.
Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.
by smasyracuse October 7, 2010
mugGet the Dump Stumpedmug.

Stump Baby

A child that is conceived without penetration; specifically the father's semen is placed in his hand and "patted" into the mother's vagina with an open-palmed slapping motion.
Did you hear about naladude? I hear he was a stump baby and that is why his parents exchange looks of knowing sadness and pity after everything he says.
by ponus January 20, 2009
mugGet the Stump Babymug.

Stump training

Stump training is when a rancher stands on top of a stump, and get's the live stock to back up into him, so the live stocks vagina is at penis level.
Stop stump training the horses Billy!
by SyntaxLOL June 7, 2017
mugGet the Stump trainingmug.

black stump

An undefined point between civilization and wilderness in Australia, as referred to by anybody who speaks or understands strine, who may or may not be an ocker.
Anybody or anything that is said to be out beyond the black stump is definitely in a place that is:
remote,
unserviced by places that deal with regular comestibles such as beer, burgers, or loose women of any description,
hot, dry and drily hot.
The Pom has got himself in a right pickle; he's way out past the black stump.

Only Crocodile Dundee and Abbos can find food out past the black stump.
by verbusaccidentibus August 8, 2010
mugGet the black stumpmug.

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