static swag

Swag without movement (or action). Never capitalizing on an easy situation. Early stages of swag.

The boy had static swag when he hit on his first crush.
Girl - I look so bad in this picture.
Boy - Don't put yourself down like that you really do look good.
*No response...

by A. J. Rolling January 8, 2012

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Staticautophilia

The characteristic of being sexually attracted to being stuck in traffic

My homie moved down to LA because he has a bad case of staticautophilia and the 101 gets him going every time.

by Eljacko December 22, 2018

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Static electrikitty

The tension discharge from rubbing two cats together quite the same as rubbing a balloon on your hair or shuffling your feet on the floor with no shoes.

Jon got tired of the cats rubbing the hair off of his ankles doing figure eights between his feet for some food. He picked them both up, a d rubbed them together, and was shocked by the static electrikitty discharge of cats that are way too close.

by Russ and Trees January 31, 2019

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statikstackz

A nigga all about making money 💰

He can lose it’s all and still find a way to make it back

Damn that nigga statikstackz really out here doin his thang !!

by Statikstackz September 25, 2019

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Static The Fox

Static The Fox is a hero in the Discord server, HelloBurpGames. He was there when you were down, he always cared for you. All he wanted was for his friends to be happy, and he made them happy. We'll miss you Static.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Static The Fox?

Person 2: Yeah, that sucks.

by AssRipper2000 October 17, 2020

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