Stacheswipe

When a milk mustache is first obtained followed by the wiping of it on a deserving others's back, usually an annoying sister, naggy mother, complaining girlfriend, or controlling boyfriend

"My little sister was being a brat" "What did you do?" "I went up to her and stacheswiped her without her even knowing, she'll cry when she smells the sour milk."

by Mike Tatro April 8, 2008

stache clash

A transvestite, transgendered, or transexual mtf (male to female) person who has not yet shaved off his mustache. This gives the appearance of a woman with a mustache. This causes a conflict between the desired feminine appearance and the masculine mustache.
Stache clashes are often committed by males who are not yet ready to fully feminize themselves.

Fred: "Hey look, that woman has a mustache!"
Joe: "No, thats just a transvestite. Wow, what a stache clash..."
Fred:" Yeah, why dress up like a girl, but still keep the mustache?"

by Frenchy McFiddle October 6, 2010

creme-stache

sometimes called a "trucker-cum-face." This is due to the fact that the person getting cummed on has a trucker, handlebar mustache. yeah, if you haven't got it by now, it's when a dude gives another dude head, and the one guy jizzes in the one guy's mustache

HEY! Larry! get on your knees bitch! your mustache is gettin plastered to your face slave!creme-stache style!

by Hryttereanna July 18, 2006

p'stache

A red mark left from your penis as it was just whipped across a woman's upper lip.

She was using too much teeth, so I pulled it out and gave her a p'stache!

by DB's Treasure January 22, 2009

douche-stache

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

by dr ew April 17, 2009

meat stache

the act of placing your dick on across someone's upper lip whilest asleep or past out. for best result take pictures to humiliate later. meat beard, unibrow, and chops optional.

Dude, look at this meat stache i gave Bryce last night while he was passed out in front of Canadian's.

by 18 moose knuckle May 23, 2008

grit-stache

1.)A light dispersion of hair located directly above the lips. Generally found on kids hitting puberty or girls that won't accept the fact that they need to shave their face.

Look at that queer's grit-stache, he looks like he just gave Taylor a rim job.

Ugly kid needs to buy a razor; he's growing a grit-stache.

by J Ryckman April 6, 2006