spunk bowser 

refering to females who sleep with numerous different partners in close proximety of one another using no contraception. you know who you are.

joe: hey andy, did you sleep with that spunk bowser linzi last night?
andy: yeah.

spunk bowser by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

spunk gargler 

Usual money shot in any porno film. Derogatory term for homosexual. See also 'man-mouthwash'.

No wonder his breath stinks the spunk gargler has been using man-mouthwash again

spunk gargler by Nick T W January 30, 2008

Spunk Noodle 

When you have a Toss , you cum on your hand and leaves a line of cum hunging of your hand, looking much like a noodle.verb.

Bramah!, you are a right spunk noodle!

Spunk Noodle by Mushy:P March 5, 2009

spunk gun 

A hypothetical gun shaped spunk container with the ability to fir jets of cum (spunk) over whoever the assailant wishes. Can cause massive facial action

you want me to shoot you in the face with my spunk gun bitch?

spunk gun by TCgossip August 4, 2007

Spunk Barge 

A woman who enjoys moisturizing her body with the ejaculate of numerous men.

Gabriella was in the bath soaking in the ejaculate of 20 homeless gentlemen. She testifies it makes her skin silky soft. Fuck that bitch is one hell of a spunk barge!

Spunk Barge by JGCL September 13, 2011

spunk bunker 

A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.

man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew

spunk bunker by Slavasonic June 22, 2011

spunk bag 

A spunk bag is a condom. A bag to catch your spunk.

Tasha and Charlene would hang around the doggers car park picking up the used spunk bags and drinking what was in them.

spunk bag by Big Baws May 2, 2006