splateatspudding

Handsome guy, also pretty funny

Someone: Hey look there's splateatspudding

Someone else: wow he sure is handsome!

by Breadist July 5, 2021

splare

Split and share

“Want to order a Vanilla Milkshake and splare?”

by olesplare November 25, 2021

Spoafe

When a man opens his coitus flap and lets air in. The air will travel to his balls and go out his penis. It is the male version of queefing.

"I Was at dinner and I let out a quick spoafe"

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL March 11, 2022

slafey

Being tall is their personality and only redeemable trait.

“Look guys, I am as tall as this door!”
“Shut up no one cares you’re such a Slafey”

by Tallestman May 30, 2022

Splæsch

The act of releasing mental congestion through various forms of expression, typically by means of sporadic art mediums and convulsive gibberish.

The act of dancing and painting on non traditional surfaces the way a monkey does with its bodily fluids.

Defying expectations in the most bizarre way possible, commonly as a way to shock peoples’ understanding of cultures.

A way of conducting monkey business with the boys.

I’ll be right back. I just have to splæsch real quick. *starts aggressively throwing it back.*

Sorry I’m late, I was just splæshing and lost track of time.

by Splæsch the Xenovibe July 31, 2022

Splawed

A combination of sprawled and splayed

The sheets were splawed across the floor.

by Uggadugga November 4, 2022

Splaress

A word used to express you splunking distress at something.

Wow, I'm splaress at the state of affairs I'm experiencing currently.

by Doing this to prove a point. February 23, 2023