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Spiritual Slap

When you’re headed down a shitty path in life and get slapped with a spiritual awakening.
Shit I was just trying to live it up with a little vodka and meth, and then I got a spiritual slap with an out of body experience.
by AmyLane September 11, 2023
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Spiritual but not religious

A person who is not into any particular traditional church denomination. They may gather different ideas from religions and craft their own theology that explains their life experiences or they may follow more of a mystical approach (meditation, yoga, earth medicine) to find their truth. They may feel a connection in nature (or guitar playing, or eating yogurt or having sex) that transcends the ego. They usually reject anything that comes across as dogma, (i.e. you must believe this to get into my group) and usually have a broad definition of what they consider "the Divine" to be.
People who believe in some kind of Divinity, but don't want to be associated with a particular church or theology, would call themselves spiritual but not religious.
by Two Snakes June 12, 2016
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spiritual ego

A person, usually vegetarian, who has read ALL self help books, done all the courses ( especially The Forum and Psi Seminars ). They have gone on spiritual retreats, and personally met the Dali Lama. Now they dedicate their lives to helping others.

Regardless of this you can tell instantly that they are completely fucked up.
That chick from Boulder offered to give me a free colonic if I share my inner child with her, but she scares the shit out of me.. she's a complete spiritual ego.
by Joshua James October 9, 2006
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spirituality

Umbrella term for non-specific belief system held by people who like to re-interpret their intellectual undernourishment as meaning they are instead party to some special secret or higher knowledge, moral outlook, belief system or behaviour than other people en masse. Often found positioned very close in the psyche of such holders close to other faintly grasped terms like "enlightenment", "awareness", "ignorance", "confusion", "awakened" and "delusion" what makes such people so maddening is their collective conviction that they posses all these attributes in abundance, whilst in practice displaying considerably less of each than the self-same people they claim these qualities make them superior than.
So, what is your position on the Christians versus atheists debate?
Oh, I believe in spirituality
by Jonny Random July 1, 2011
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Six Steps to Spiritual Revival

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"I'm going to revive my spirit with Anal Sex"
by jared December 5, 2002
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Spirituality

My personal relationship with my Higher Power (in my case, God) and your personal relationship with your higher power, whatever or whoever that may be.
Though I'm not particularly "religious," my spirituality is growing by leaps and bounds.
by timmers22 October 28, 2014
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Spiritual mother

An older woman who is humble, who walks along side of you as you strive to fulfill your spiritual walk and assignments with God. A woman who knows how to encourage you; prays for you, yet does not let you ignore the truth and will lovingly rebuke you if necessary then will cryand laugh with you. She points you always to the Holy Trinity that God will be praised and honored. She is concerned about your eternal soul.
Alyssa's Spiritual mother helped her figure out which lesson to teach the children in Bible class.
Raymond's spiritual mother listened as he told her how he wanted to create an agency to help foster children.
by Evangelist CS January 10, 2021
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