AmyLane's definitions

Spiritual Slap

When you’re headed down a shitty path in life and get slapped with a spiritual awakening.

Shit I was just trying to live it up with a little vodka and meth, and then I got a spiritual slap with an out of body experience.

by AmyLane September 11, 2023

Nixon lunch

The sad, sparse meal you eat right before you resign from a job you royally screwed up at.

John ate a peanut butter sandwich for his Nixon lunch before he put in his resignation for his job as a security guard at the mall.

by AmyLane May 26, 2018

Lesspert

When you’re way less than an expert you’re a lesspert.

I’m not an expert, if fact, I’m more of a lesspert, but it looks like your tire may be flat.

by AmyLane November 2, 2023

Artist Hours

Artists wake up in the middle of the night usually between the hours of 2-4 am. That’s when they get their inspiration and ideas.

I’m exhausted today because I was awake during Artist hours. I have so many new ideas though.

by AmyLane April 6, 2023

Temu Yeezys

When you can’t afford the real Yeezys, and you head straight to Temu for the Temu Yeezys.

Hey did you know you can buy Yeezys from Temu? No man, those are cheap Temu Yeezys.

by AmyLane July 20, 2023

Cunt Karma

When a person is absolutely miserable to be around and always starts drama.

She’s trying to start shit with you because she has cunt karma.

by AmyLane March 30, 2023

spiritual tingle

It's a feeling one gets when they are describing something spiritual or experiencing a spiritual phenomenon.

I had an intense out of body experience yesterday. I felt totally connected to the Universe. Wow! I'm getting a spiritual tingle.

by AmyLane November 6, 2016