Spitzenfreude

1. Taking joy from someone's downfall as a result of being caught in a sex scandal.

2. Regional. Taking joy from someone contracting a sexually transmitted infection.

Emily reveled in Spitzenfreude when her husband's dalliances left him with a crotch full of itchy crabs.

by Orleans Perish July 25, 2008

spitzer

Someone who advocates against what he is, does, or believes.
Hypocrite

We didn't have naked rituals when I joined the frat like you do now, so don't be a spitzer and stop picking on Richard.

by Bob Caron March 13, 2008

Spitzer

If one engages in a wrong activity, confident that one will not get caught, but the activity unexpectedly emerges to the surface and brings the downfall, one spitzers himself.

Johnny spitzered himself when his plagiarism he committed fifteen years ago was caught: he lost his tenure.

by Jean-Baptiste Eisenhower April 21, 2008

spitznogle

A black person ejaculating violently while loudly cackling!

Hey did you see Dwayne? Na man, he's busy with a spitznogle.

by Schroctopus March 2, 2014

Actual Spetznaz technique

A dubious technique, often from video games or movies, said to have been ACTUALLY used by Russian special forces.

Wikipedia: A possible example of actual use of two guns firing at the same time is "Dual wield", practiced by Russian special forces.

Bob: Hey, did you know the Russians had an actual Spetznaz technique called "double jump"?
Al: I don't think so, Bob.

by the So Fine January 23, 2011

spitzed on

led down the WALK OF SHAME when your husband is FORCED to confess his hooker obsession

After my husband was drugged and robbed in our apartment by a hooker, he had to file a police report and confess his "indiscretions". The police took the co-op's security video and suddenly everyone knew he paid for sex with strangers. And me? I was spitzed on! Pushed down the WALK OF SHAME. It was HIS dirty laundry, but people stared at ME.

by VIZMA March 12, 2008

Setz

n., v. and adj.

1. A "setz" is a thing done well, with a bit of panache or flair ("That's properly setz" or "Get your setz on").
2. To "setz something up", to add panache or flair, or a general bit of exuberance ("I setzed it" or "more setz please").
3. Setzy, as in "They're well setzy"

I got my setz on tonight, properly setzed it up, met this bear setzy girl, she was buff

by Truth becomes you February 4, 2010