Spermatoptysis

Medical term for coughing up a mixture of sperm and seminal fluid after, for example, a hard night of partying.

Paris Hilton had quite severe Spermatoptysis when she visited Southpark (See episode 812, Southpark)

by ParisKheKhilton March 6, 2011

Spermuda Triangle

What you call a hairy vagina that has been cummed on.

Rihanna hadn't shaved her pussy in weeks. So when her boyfriend pulled out and jizzed on her, she was left with a Spermuda Triangle.

by Nappy Ho DiMaggio December 31, 2011

Sperrin

A large group of people who are are very annoying but are not aware that they are. Usually spotted drinking monster energy.

Look, an empty Monster can, must have been some Sperrins here.

by KyleLikesMonsterEnergy123 September 28, 2019

Sperm Whale

Sperm whales can grow to 52ft long and up to 77,000lb - 130,000lb. The reason they can become so big is because they live for a long time, 60 to 70 years to be exact. They have one of the largest global distributions for any whale in the world. They can range from the equator to the Arctic and Antarctic oceans. The sperm whales prefer to live in deep water. Because of being a toothed whale, they do not eat krill like all whales with baleen. Instead they eat sharks, squid, skates, and deep water fish. The whales are endangered because of whaling and other deep sea fishing. It is important to help save these amazing and magnificent creatures.

Sperm whales are amazing

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 20, 2020

sperm receptacle

1. A person, usually female, that frequently receives massive amounts of sperm into or onto one or many of her body parts
2. Any body cavity that is on the receiving end of ejaculation; most frequently refers to the vagina, the anus, or the mouth, but may also be used to describe the ears, the nose, or other crevices

1. You should dump your girlfriend. She is the college sperm receptacle.
2. In a flash of creativity, I turned her nose into a sperm receptacle. My load got backed up into her sinuses, and she sneezed out sperm all over the place. I promptly zipped up my pants, got my jacket, and left.

by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

spermburper

Usaully a male friend who is supected of being a closet dick sucker as noted by his foul breath.

Did you smell Robert's breath today? What a fucking spermburper!

by truminski October 27, 2011

Spermburper

Your girlfriend, an anonymous gutterslut, or some fairy who swallows your load, then burps up the rather unpleasent smell of your bleach scented salty nutbutter.

Man, did you smell Francis's breath? That spermburper must have been smokin pole again last nite!

by Timbers December 18, 2005