Spanner

An unusually attractive girl - one who tightens your nuts!

"Check out that spanner, i would'nt mind getting into her toolbox!"

by Dainty Lardarse March 22, 2016

Sour Ana The Spanner

Sour Ana the spanner: (Ana Gordon) She is that bitch ass sub at Carshalton college who thinks shes fit, smart and sexy but in reality she has the IQ of a tea bag and is wrinkly like 1 aswell.

Marcos: Whos that old women over there walking like shes all hot!?

Raul: ughh! Thats sour Ana the spanner. Here she goes boasting about all her boyfriends again!

Marcos: Ewwww such a hoe innit.

by Xxest96xX July 9, 2018

fuck spanner

A phrase originally coined by Phill, aka. D.I. Doozer.

Literally means 'complete penis'.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete fuck spanner.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Spawntrap

The art of repeatedly spilling your seed on an expecting person: While waiting for your girlfriend to come home start the act of masturbation holding your spawn until she pulls into the driveway. When your girlfriend walks up the driveway and opens the front door proceed to jump out from behind the door and BLAM spawn all over her. Your girlfriend will become totally pissed and bitch about how this is totally disgusting and you are immature and bitch you out for a least a half our. During this period you will laugh inside because you are going through your refractory period. Your girlfriend will get in the shower because you are going out that night. While your girlfriend is in the shower start masterbating again ...holding your seed until she gets out and then BLAM spawn all over her. When she bitches you out for a half hour while getting ready to go out laugh on the inside as you build up more spawn. Tell your girlfriend you need to shower for your night out. During the shower start masturbating again and then run butt naked and BLAM spawn all over her going out clothes. This is the art of a spawn trap.

Dude we were so late getting to the bar because I spawntrapped my bitch 4 times after she got off work

by G8-7 November 12, 2011

Spannering

Any form of mechanical work on a vehicle, be it a bicycle, motorcycle, car or even a lawnmower.

"What did you do at the weekend?"

"I spent all weekend in the garage spannering, got the car running again by Sunday"

by Arfski July 9, 2012

spannerhead

One whos head is full of spanners

What a spannerhead

by ultimasimon June 16, 2004

spanner

A nickname for a foxy girlfriend -

I call her spanner because every time she touches me, my nuts go tight

by AussieDave September 30, 2005