Alberta Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana, alcohol and cocaine.

“No thanks,” Dorien said as Cheefy pulled out the needles, “I’m Alberta sober this month!”

by Cheeefy January 11, 2022

tipsy sobbing

when your lightweight of a mother takes one too many sips of wine and can't stop laughing which then leads to mascara-filled tears running down her cheeks as she attempts to catch her breath while also hiccuping.

Oh god— Mom, you've only had three sips and you're already tipsy sobbing.

by lilyandyy December 27, 2021

come over when your sober

An album made by rapper, lil peep

person 1: you heard of the new come over when your sober album?
person 2: yeah, it's great!

by gothanglesinnerrr December 27, 2020

sober irishman

A mythical creature that only exists in legends and is often seen by drunking irishman.

Used by irish parents to scare their kids.

see irish

If you keep acting that way, you are going to grow up and become sober!

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 26, 2003

SOBBGUINI

a popular term used in tinychat to describe a strong feeling of emotion. It is thought to have been derived from a typo made by user sofarty.

"OMG FABBERY WON THE E!ONLINE POLL!"

"i am sobbguini"

by sofarty April 12, 2012

Soberphobic

adj. To have a fear of sobriety. A instinctive need to partake in the consumption of drugs and alcohol on a regular basis.

n. A hardcore punk band based in Kenosha, WI, formed in 2008.

I am not an alcoholic, I am soberphobic!

by Jtb702 April 7, 2009

Sober Sunday

After an entire week of non-stop partying, sunday is a day set aside for sleeping in and recovering so that you can go out and do it again the next week.

Friend 1: What did you do last week?
Friend 2: Got drunk.
Friend 1: What are you doing today?
Friend 2: Its Sober Sunday. So sleeping and recovering so i can get drunk tomorrow.

by lfshein January 22, 2010