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shake the milk

Lemmy stares at himself in the mirror as he tries to shake the milk.
by Leemmmmmmyyyyyy February 22, 2019
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shake the monster

To pee, take a leak. Implying that you have a large penis.
I'll be right back fellas, I've gotta go and shake the monster.
by hankthefourth March 8, 2021
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shake sum

you gone shake sum hoe?
shake sum tf!
by tyy. June 22, 2021
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Dick Shakes

Having the dick shakes is when a girl goes a long period of time without getting any action. She has gone so long without the cock that she is noticeably shaking when speaking to men and her speech may even be slurred.
Hey you see Lindsay over there? She hasn't gotten laid in a month, you can see her dick shakes from across the bar.
by FiggyBoi January 6, 2014
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Thug Shake

A dance movement (preferably performed by young black male) that consists of a repeated hip movement, causing your male genitalia to swing and shake in sync with the hips movement.

The dance is most popular around the hood and typically performed by homosexual african-american men that has a gangster/thug attitude. The “Thug Shaker” is preferably performed butt naked and oiled up together with other hood members.
*3 three african-american gang members are recording a video for their twitter*

Thug 1: Yo Yo Yo, it’s hump day. Ay, what i need you to do, is tag three big dick ass niggas under this tweet right here.

Thug 2: We need some more niggas to do this bust that nut challenge with.

*Thug 1 starts doing the Thug Shake, causing his fellow gang members to join in. Together they’re shaking their sloppy cocks around in sync in front of the camera.*
by minkn28 March 23, 2023
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Shakespeare

A depressed little shit that wrote about death and fairies and kings. Te man was busted but 11/10 chance your teachers would pay mad money to suck his dick. Proved by science i don't make the rules.
Student:"hey can we study a book in actual fucking English not some Shakespeare?"
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....
by A good friend you can trust. November 14, 2018
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Shake Hands With the President

verb; to masturbate.

Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.

2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.

3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!
by Ashy B & Jacques May 18, 2006
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