shoebox

A box in which you repetitively jerks off into. Instead of using a tissue or rag you use a shoebox instead.

Dad: "Tom, why does this shoebox smell so weird?"

Tom: "Oh, thats what i jerk off into"

by Mr Big3070 March 1, 2014

Shitbox 20

Something so bland, formulaic and mainstream as to be simply unacceptable.

That latest chart friendly hit by that prick's band is simply shitbox 20

by Brh77 November 22, 2011

Shot Box

Is a Virgina Belonging to a Female Who is In and Out of Many Relationships or a Female With Multiple Partners

Damn She Look Good But She Fucks Mad Niggas. Shorty Got a Shot Box

by Capo821 October 8, 2014

shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.

So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.

by barber of seville April 12, 2019

Shitbox

Crap car usually of poor quality and value with a dodgy number plate to match.

Driven by blokes that think they are better than everyone else, normally called Sam

Have you seen Sam’s car recently, it is a proper Shitbox! The number plate is equally offensive

by Mr Sun Rise September 23, 2021

rhode island shitbox

When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out, while she is still gaping shove a live lobster in her asshole and proceed to fuck her till you cum. Next retrieve the lobster, boil, and serve with a side of butter.(Warning:The Rhode Island Shitbox may cause slight pain).

I met this girl from Boston at the bar last night, she had me give her a Rhode Island Shitbox. It was a little weird, but the lobster was delicious.

by Notre Damn July 20, 2016

shoeboxed

(n.) the act of being owned, faced, schooled, iced, denied, shut down, fronted or any other reasonable facsimile thereof.

(adj.) to exist in a state of idiotic behavior; to not be steady on one's feet or in one's state of mind (especially).

(n.) "Mary just totally shoeboxed you out there on the basketball court!"

(adj.) "Didn't you hear that Tommy got amazingly shoeboxed the other night?"

by O'Dea April 3, 2006